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Barack Obama
Barack Obama

Thou art a impertinent full-gorged haggard.
Thy clouted clay-brained flap-dragon hath a toad-spotted bugbear.
Chances are your best friend is a illiterate vain blueberry who wants to be the dweeby zombie and the raving sperm-bank.
Git mah gun, you sister bangin' hillbilly ... Fetch me a beer!.
You are a miserable boner.
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