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You will marry a desperate wrinkly nutbrain who gropes the degenerate imbecile and the smelly crotched hermaphrodite.
Quit being so stupid, you revolting godforsaken whoreslut who jumps the loud pervert and the unsavory pickle barrel.
The world is against you because you are a vindictive flea-bitten sheep who bows down to the Ricky Martin loving moldy gym sock and the wastrel dillberry.
Soon you shall be considered a portly teletubbie rubbing numskull who devours the dirty zombie and the sewer dwelling brat.
The world is against you because you are a slime spewing mindless dillweed who sucks on the demented skunk and the bovine platypus.
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