Insult-o-matic  Have you been served?
    Insult:  Mitt Romney  |  Barack Obama

Welcome to Insult-o-Matic, the website where you come to get the most insulting and offensive comments on earth. We have enough insults, put-downs, come-backs and rants to occupy you for the rest of your life. Be prepared to be severely insulted! Insult-o-Matic is not for the weak at heart, the easily offended, or children. If you fall under this category, please leave now! ...otherwise choose a mode to get started.

· Home
· Classic insult-o-matic
· Evil fortune cookie
· Pirate
· Psychiatric
· Redneck
· Shakespearean
· Simple
· Yo momma
· All insults

· Make a suggestion
· Insults forum

· A Man's Chain Letter
· Kansas is a vast wasteland full of morons.
· The Big Cheese
· Personalized insults
· The only chain letter worth forwarding
· Road Rage
· Size (small average large)
· Women - The Truth
· Natalie Portman denounces hot grits
· EuroEnglish
· Add an article
· More articles

· MySpace Layouts

· Cute Pictures

· Funny Pictures

· Maploco

Add to your page
Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong
By: Tino
Posted on: Tue, July 13 2004 - 2:10 pm

Supermodel Suzy Smith went through a terrifying ordeal while undergoing plastic surgery last week at Jiffy-Boob. According to inside sources, the supermodel was hideously deformed due to a glitch in Jiffy-Boob's mainframe computer system. The Plebius Press has obtained photographs of the model.

Supermodel Suzy Smith
Supermodel Suzy Smith after the accident
A spokesgoblin for Jiffy-Boob stated that they are "very sorry" for what happened and have offered to fix the mistake as soon as they can schedule another appointment with the model. When asked how such a thing could have happened, the spokesgoblin declined comment.

A spokesgoblin for Suzy Smith stated that "we are working with Jiffy-Boob to resolve this situation and hope to have Suzy fixed up in time for next month's roondaboot match against supermodel Lazy Lulu".

Jiffy-Boob also assured us that this was an isolated incident and the you need not worry about going to them for all your plastic surgery needs.

48757 illiterates could not understand this page.


Locations of Site Visitors

Copyright © 2005-2023 Funky Llama Productions, LLC. All Rights Reserved.Legal