Posted on: Tue, July 13 2004 - 2:10 pm
Supermodel Suzy Smith went through a terrifying
ordeal while undergoing plastic surgery last week at Jiffy-Boob.
According to inside sources, the supermodel was hideously deformed due
to a glitch in Jiffy-Boob's mainframe computer system. The Plebius
Press has obtained photographs of the model.
A spokesgoblin for Jiffy-Boob stated that they are "very sorry" for what
happened and have offered to fix the mistake as soon as they can schedule
another appointment with the model. When asked how such a thing could
have happened, the spokesgoblin declined comment.
Supermodel Suzy Smith after the accident
A spokesgoblin for Suzy Smith stated that "we are working with Jiffy-Boob
to resolve this situation and hope to have Suzy fixed up in time for next
month's roondaboot match against supermodel Lazy Lulu".
Jiffy-Boob also assured us that this was an isolated incident and the you
need not worry about going to them for all your plastic surgery needs.
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