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Ian
Hey pal, go find a illiterate moldy sock devouring bastard who makes love to the rabid goat defiler and the psychotic ass.
Eat snot you rancid sick minded bird brain who denounces texas' governor, who is the degenerate blister and the psychotic ass.
Get down and kiss my feet you ugly mindless rat's ass who eats the idiotic nutcase and the wastrel penile colonist.
Chances are your best friend is a portly puke snarfing slave who wants to be the snot loving potato sucker and the war-mongering bigot.
Piss off you ugly flea-bitten hairy-assed who eats the cat litter munching bureaucrat and the imprudent goblin.
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